Stole this from Jay a.k.a. Roman Polanski a.k.a. Jack the Ripper...

If i was a serial killer i would be Edmund Kemper. Anyone ever tell you its dangerous to hitch hike? Well, anyone who did was probably referring to Edmund Kemper. Edmund made a hobby out of picking up young UCSC students, strangling or stabbing them to death then taking them home to his mother's apartment where he would have his way with the bodies. After dissecting the bodies, he would take the head and hands and dispose of the remains. After murdering more then 6 hitch hikers, Edmund finished off his killing spree by decapitating his mother, murdering her best friend then later committing necrophilia with both of the bodies. Edmund confessed to all the killings days later. Kill count: 8-9 Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now!

love is the red of the rose on your coffin door...

This post is so excellent that it is going on my blog and my livejournal.

Today was excellent because:
1) I tied with Master Christopher Michael Ricci, Esq. III for high scorer on the BHS Math League (12 points, mfer!) and the two team round questions I did were the only two that were right for Team B.
2) BETH IS COMING HOME THIS WEEKEND!!!
3) I got a 110 on my chem test.
4) I am fairly certain that my extreme studying of the outline I made for the history test was successful enough to get me a good grade.
5) All I have left to do for future assignments is a narrative for an assessment and a little bit of studying for a vocabulary quiz.
6) I understand the preterite/imperfect thing finally.
7) I'm doing quite well in math, and easily and successfully completed the take home quiz and the SAT Prep packet worth two homework grades (both due Friday) already.
8) I'm beginning to get a hang of Incantation and Dance.
9) Though Mike Smith called me dower, I still had an awesome time in Moser's car with Nicole, Greg, Mike, Ryan, Sam, and Ape.
10) I managed to successfully navigate Moser (apart from the missed turn before I knew I was navigating)
11) I made the ultimate Pelle burn dealing with Anthony and hot pockets.
12) Ricci flashed me in the cafeteria of the Woonsocket High School.
13) I saw Greg and Ryan grope Mike.... *giggles*
14) I found out who one of my livejournal friends actually was.
15) I played Bejeweled! and I found a game website that hasn't been blocked from the school computer system.
16) I got the last lobsterrr.
17) I got my mmom to agree to let me make an appearance at Danny's party.
18) I had Code Red Mountain Dew!
19) It was ham/cheese bagel day, which always puts me in a good mood.
20) I found out I'm getting a beautiful digital camera for part of my Christmas gift, and a brand new cell phone that can finally... DOWNLOAD RINGTONES!

i am not an animal. i am a human being...

I think that I am sick... which makes me sad. My head hurts and my ear is killing me and I can't stand up for more than a minute. I can't miss school tomorrow, though, because I have a math meet and a history test...

Bugger this. I want to go back upstairs and watch EuroTrip again. MY HEAD IS THROBBING. Grr. This stinks.

And I hate English because I am going to fail it, and then I'm not going to be first anymore, and then my parents will hate me and everyone will be disappointed or mock me and then I'll be even more miserable than I am now...

honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us...

So... this is my first post on this here blog. Wow. Go blog. Wait... go me. I definitely need a customized template though... *googles*... I shall find one someday. In the mean time, I'll go back to doing homework and completing the list of all of the movies I have ever seen in my life. When I'm done it, I'll post it here, and on my livejournal. Yes, I am insane enough to have a livejournal and a blog... and a myspace, and three other random, abandoned blogs and a deleted livejournal. I'm that damned crazy, folks.

And, by the way... Ewan McGregor is gorgeous, so I am hereby putting a daily random gorgeous celebrity man in every one of my posts. Fun!